Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Home again

Well, we survived it...

We got up and out of Ohio in the early hours; it was a beautiful foggy morning in the heartland. But, we were definitely ready to get home...


On the way, we saw more huge flags; that's Ohio. The moment was made when Bob Seger came on the radio - isn't he much more 'real' than John Mellancamp or Bruce Springsteen...

Anyway, it all started to make sense when we passed through Findlay, OH - FLAG CITY USA... that's what they claim, at least.

As my good friend Tamm-e would remind all of us, OH is shaped like grannie's underwear; after you have that fact in mind, every Highway sign becomes a great laugh opportunity; much appreciated.

Roadkill:
Plastic Shopping Cart - totally blown out
Racoons
We stopped about 4 miles short of home for lunch at our favorite restaurant in MI, Godaiko; they thought I was a little crazy when we told them we'd driven over 5,700 miles to eat there!!
Last fuel stop:
279 miles
36.11 gallons
$78.33
2.169/gallon
7.73 mpg

TOTAL FUEL NIGHTMARE:
5713 miles
747.08 gallons
$2006.49
7.65 avg mpg - total shit!!

Here's what we'd like to ride in the future, and it's deisel (which is bio for us) and gets 22 mpg... who knows, maybe for our next adventure http://www.airstream.com/product_line/touring_coaches/interstate_home.html

We're happy to be home, thankful to be here safe, happy to be out of that piece of shit, and thankful for all the friendship and well wishes.

Here's a shot of the Buffalo Hide; for right now, he's keeping the couch warm...
Extremes:
NORTH: Munsining, MI
SOUTH: Hot Springs, AR
EAST: Commerce, MI
WEST: Las Vegas, NV
VANITY PLATES:
SIMON P
MCBPGM
BTTMS UP
KEYS
NOVI FD
INOT
CK 17

Keep in touch, we'll go back live on this blog for our future adventures; here's a preliminary itinerary:
12/06 Belize - Honeymoons revisited
12/06-01/07 Amsterdam - New Years
07/07 Scotland - Castle

Love to all!


Harve petrastella@gmail.com
Marge etzlanu@gmail.com

Sunday, September 24, 2006

500 miles EXACTLY...

from Days Inn (or whatever) to KOA Kampsite...

What a day it was - out on the road the weather was much better, and while I wouldn't say there was storm damage, there were a few places we noticed the rain had really hit.

A few notes left out of yesterday's post:

There is a Scott Hamilton Drive in Little Rock - isn't that precious?

Maybelline, L'Oreal and Remington all had huge factories within 10 miles of each other in Arkansas - what does that say... lipstick and bullets, just missing cigarettes (tobacco fields nearby, no doubt)

Fuel:
331 miles
43.052 gallons
$101.99
2.369/gallon
7.69 mpg

Live:
Heron

Roadkill:
No idea - possible razorback
Armadillo - many
Deer
Racoon
Possum
2 bags of Laundry

So, back to today; there was of course a
fuel stop...
257 miles
34.576 gallons
$78.11
2.259/gallon
7.43 mpg - not getting any better...


There are an amazing amount of Dinosaur Museums and Dinosaur Exhibits here in the Bible Belt, and I find that kind of confusing. Isn't the dinosaur kinda like the Evolution Poster child; doesn't it pretty much insist that the world is a little more than 6000 years old (don't the Chinese and Egyptian Dynasties do that as well)?

Anyway, these folks are in love with Jesus and Dinosaurs - both; and don't forget are gravidly obese on top of this. I think that's a little twisted, but I'm just a tourist...

We crossed the 5K mile mark today - wow! It was somewhere around there that we also listened to the horrible 5$ CDs I bought at the C-Store yesterday - all I can say to that is please rent the DVD of The Eyes of Laura Mars - really bad from the past - if you've never seen it. It's Faye Dunaway, Tommy Lee Jones and some sick 70s disco... totally worth it.

So, we needed to stop for lunch, but I of course had conveniently forgotten it would be Sunday brunch down here in the belt - Marge was looking for anything other than the fast food offerings, so we found ourselves at a Cracker Barrel. More like Crack-ass Barrel... how depressing... this place makes quaint poverty and backwoods ignorance; it doesn't strike me as amusing or quaint since we had just spent days driving through it. Add to that the waitresses response to my request for a beer - "this is a family restaurant"... what does that mean, I can get in debt, beat the kids, screw around on the wife in here, but not drink... If I had had my clergy identification on me, I would've preached to her about her sins.... we just ate up and left.

Back on the road... a long way to go. We had set our sights south of Cincinatti, but first we hoped to visit Mammoth Cave.

We checked the website last night and found out there was a self-guided tour for about 3/4ths of a mile - that's what we like, so we added that in the plan. After some incredibly poorly signed roads getting to the Visitor's Center, we find out that you can only do the self-guided tour if and when every other tour sells out...

Excuse me? It doesn't say anything of the sort in the guide or on the website. Apparently, the only way you can avoid paying a ranger to tour you is if they are all overworked, the park is overcrowded and of course, there is no access or parking... C0nsider this one more NP disapppointment and we'll call it Mammoth Bullshitty Waste of My Time Cave... you can tell the Park Service is in support of the administration - it's filled with doe-face folks with nice accents who keep on telling you that the lie they are telling you is the truth - gosh!!
We walked into the cave as far as we could before some ex-Boy Scout closed the door on us - the ticketless... that's a view back out the Historic Entrance.

Out, back on the road, and I am ready to get the "Fucky out of Kentucky!" I have no need to re-visit Arkansas, Tennessee or Kentucky. Hopefully the kudzu will win and the entire area will get "Day of the Kudzu"'d... http://www.alabamatv.org/kudzu/

Looking at the KOA guide, we decided to hit Ohio and shoot for the Dayton area - a longer drive than we expected, but away from KY and closer to home... Going through Cincinatti, I could not get WKRP - where's my Venus Flytrap?
Ohio is noteworthy for having huge cranes flying even larger US flags by the side of the road... And, for the gaudiest and largest Jesus yet - although we were told about Hell and Jesus and the Lord a lot today.

Another gas stop - you can't drive 500 miles without one...
265 miles
33.871 gallons
$76.85
2.269/gallon
7.82 mpg - at least a little better...


Made it to Dayton, got to the KOA - very nice, we think a contender for KOA of the Year. They have fabulous mini-golf, so we hit the links. They were covered with a lot of detritus from last night's storm, but we played on... In a keen act of foresight, we fought off potential malarial influences with lashings of Gin and Tonics... Marge beat me, again... She shot 47 on a 54 par, I shot 50. That's 18 holes.

We rewarded ourselves with Ice Cream Treats and headed back to our last night in this shit box. I will be glad to get home, and to dump this piece of shit unit.
Roadkill:
Toaster - guessing Sunbeam
Armadillo - lots
Skunk
Racoon
Possum
Green Neon Slinky
Nutria
Coyote
Ottoman and Pillow
Bolster
House-cat
Chair
Live:
Deer
Vanity Plates: yesterday and today, but OH was the key
HUNNY
MR JDY
PRESLI
SFAX JR
EDNOLB
CAH MCP
STIFF
RDP FOP
GO PAKRS
NUMBR 19
HOG RDR
BRUMET
DPP 2
FAT VET
I LUV BMW
UCBIGD
N8EMO
MOUSUMI
CATCARE
CIESTA K
ASIS
VINA
MEADHBB
FAVRED
KB 2000
NISMO 4X
PT 4 KIM
STEAMR
Track: I Want Candy by BowWowWow and Sister Christian by Nightranger (never the same since Boogie Nights...)
That's me and I'm out - Harve

Rain, and Hail and Howling Winds...

they did stay this courier...

we pulled out early enough and seemed to have survived the tornado watch overnight in Hot Springs... the sun was shining, so we headed out.

After a little while on the road, we pulled over at a Harley Store and to have lunch. By the time we got outside again, it looked ominous.

We drove on, but were fighting a firehose within a few miles... after risking it for a while, we pulled off to call Steve and Judy, our National Weather service, who said it looked pretty bad, just about where we were.

So, we headed into a Motel 6 here in Jackson, TN, and waited out the storm. There were indeed Tornado and Severe Thunderstorm watches, so we made the best of it. That meant hanging out in a room that smells like a strawberry douche, and watching TV, and sleeping. We did take a dinner trip to the convenience store across the street for some Baskin Robbins a nd Coronas.

Now we are up and ready to go, but have a longer drive even. We've set our sights on a midday stop at Mammoth Cave, KY. Then, onward to around Cincinnati, OH to spend the night. That puts us about a half day's drive to home on Monday.

Since this is the first real weather conundrum we've hit, we can't complain...

Gotta dash, we'll try to hit you later. Thanks to Ball o' Confusion for checking in and all of our faithful viewers. Later

Harve

Friday, September 22, 2006

76 Churches in 131 Miles of Arkansas Backroads

...but only 2 Pawn n' Guns...

We got up early this morning and tried to make haste; I'm usually with it but this morning I believe I was the dawdler...

Marge started her day with the report of a slip and fall in the women's bathroom and showers - it was quite the uproar, and so she beat it out of there because there were already family and friends on the way and it just promised to get weirder.

So, given that our destination of Hot Springs, AR was not that far off, but would entail some mountain passing and a bit of backroad driving, we decided to take advantage of the clear sky and get on the road..

Backroads of Arkansas are depressing; I mean poverty and squalor and "Brother's Keeper" landscapes, the whole deal. Then, no matter what happens at what fork in the road, they've converted something into a church... I'm always amazed at how the congregations differentiate themselves, but this one has to take the cake for honesty: PRIMITIVE BAPTIST CHURCH. Saw about 4 or 5 of these...

Here's something to ponder - have you ever had your credit card not be read at a gas station pump?? It always works there for me but then at stores or the KOA, they always have to type it in... Now, if they make readers for the petro-industry that can insure everyone has a chance to give up dollars, why can't everyone get on board and make commerce easier?

As to fuel:
214 miles
32.383 gallons
$72.51
2.239/gallon
6.61 mpg - that sucks...

As we drove through the town of Greenwood, a little bit of a place, but a junction of two AR roads; they had a pretty large Coal Miner's Memorial right in the rotary in the center of the junction - that and about a million Tyson's chicken houses spoke to the local economy.

We drove over a little mountain pass and stopped to take a look at Nimrod Lake - someone had picked some wild grapes, these would be those.

Got into Hot Springs KOA - The KOA of the Year for 2005!!! They are wicked friendly and have a great set up. They will shuttle you into downtown Hot Springs, and then come pick you up and return you to the Kampground when you call them... so we did.

Trip to town took about 15 minutes and the downtown is right on the old Bathhouse Row. Because the National Park is now in charge, all except one of the historic bathhouses were closed, and the one that was open was just a little too skanky for me. I'm a bitch about that kind of shit, but it stunk and it was a people mill.

So, we looked for other opportunities a little higher up the scale, and found none. There is a lovely little park at the actual Hot Spring; we went there and gave our feet therapy. The water is pretty hot, we could only dip our feet in quickly and then out right away... but it did feel pretty good.

Along the street are other weird Springs and historic pieces of the Bathhouse era - the first one, not the Village People one - and the National Park Visitor Center.

It's in an old bathhouse and it's preserved and presented nicely over the original 3 floors. There is some wierd shit in there, and the word syphillis appeared way too many times for my liking (I know the chemistry is probably wrong, but I'm imagining a virulent strain loving the 130 degree water and thriving there since the 30s...)






I also noted the water had a high natural flouride content, and you know that only means one thing. Pretty cool to check out the history, not convinced about the therapies of old...

Marge was really excited when we finally found Historic Maurice's Spring (it's the water fountain, I think...)

I'd say the bonus of the day was this little place, Rolando's, which turned out to be Ecuadoran cuisine. It was very nicely prepared, great ingredients and excellent presentation and taste. We were really surprised, definitely our best unplanned meal of the trip. I'm surprised these are the first food photos now that I think of it.

Big shout out to Red Elk; no you cannot have some of my hide; we have hide and hair both; I'm not sure of method but have heard brain is preferred...

Teams of the day would definitely be the match-up between the
MAGAZINE RATTLERS
and the
YELL WOLVERINES. The towns were about 7 miles apart, so I bet they do play.

Marge's favorite T-shirt sighting of the day:
MUSIC IS THE MEDICINE
since we're on it, saw this one at the GC
THERE IS NO RIGHT WAY TO LOVE - LOVE IS THE RIGHT WAY

Roadkill:
Armadillo - more than 9
Workboot - possible Red Wing
Turtles
Possums
Splat - unidentified
Racoons


Live:
Deadbeat Boyfriend - pending again
Lil' herd of Wild Turkeys
Cattle Egrets with Cattle
Goats

Vanity Plates: singular
KENPO


Thought of the day:
Most visible bird in North American Tour - Turkey Vulture, aka Buzzard. "Are we a Carrion Nation?" asked Marge. Does that imply we need more temperance?


Track of the day:
Loser - Soy un Perdido by Beck
Can't You See by Marshall Tucker Band (but it died in the mountains...)


Mini-Golf Score: 18 hole luxury course at the 2005 KOA of the Year!
Marge 46 (8 under par with 2 holes in&out in one)
Harve 50 (4 under par with a hole in one!!!) and fire ant bites all over my right foot!

Harve

Crystal Meth and Jesus

if you had any fears, both are alive and well in the heartland....

We tried to get up and get out yesterday - we had another 400 mile + day ahead of us. The problem was it had rained all night, and hadn't really quit by the morning. Add to that huge blasts of howling wind, and you can see how excited we were to take the Prairie Schooner back out on the black rolling sea.

We had no choice, so Marge - sans spinach, but with Popeye forearms - fought to keep us on the road. While I like to hyperbolize, I am not pushing it to say she held the wheel at a 15 degree cant into the wind for hours, while we fought to stay in the lane we were in. She's my hero, everyday.

After a little bit of this nonsense, anything else looked good. Oh, and Tamm-e, this is where they WANT to engage in commerce - so at first sight of the Cherokee Trading Post, we pulled off to give Marge a break. It was worth it and a good choice - Marge got some nice Mocs and we broke down and bought an incredible Buffalo Hide (yep, you got it, a the whole deal and let me tell you, they are BIG!). That was fun and felt like a good souvenir for the experience.

Commerce concluded, we headed back out. We were happily surprised to see the sun, a huge relief. The wind was still up, but not as insane, so we braced ourselves for another 200 miles of Okalahoma and then through to Hot Springs, AR.

We passed through Yukon, OK - the home of Garth Brooks; we passed through Checotah - the home of American Idol Carrie Underwood. Hell, we fought the wind and passed through a lot of OK.

We got fuel - remember these are fighting the wind stats:
281 miles
42.528 gallons
$94.37
2.129/gallon - LOWEST YET!
6.61 mpg - ouch

At least during all this wind, we came across a huge wind farm; I'm glad to see that someone is thinking and harnassing the amazing amount of power just cruising by. These windmills were huge, and a first we just saw the roadside ones... a little closer look showed them going to the horizon in each direction. It was amazing, there must have been scores of these things. At least in this area, it would be fiscally negligent not to be investing in this kind of technology.















It was apparent we didn't have the fight in us to make it another 200+ miles. I pulled out the KOA guide and found out we could quit it in Sallisaw and that would put us right near the Arkansas border, and at the crossroads leading to Hot Springs; so we opted in.

Just before we got there, there were the most incredible rainbow formations in the sky - there was one right on the horizon, a half one near it, and another one that was so low and so bright. Here are my shitty thr0ugh the windshield at 80 attempts to take a picture of a rainbow... and no covenants, just refraction.

Giving in a little early would let us have ample time to get there and do some much needed laundry, and just take care of a few things. Pulling in at night 3 days in a row really cramps your RVing style, and we needed to chill out and give Marge a break.

The Kampground was billboarded as NICE, VERY NICE - and even though that sounded a little creepy, this place is quite pleasant. Plus we had the beauty of a huge open Oklahoma sky and a late evening and overnight lightning storm. It was massive in scope and the lightning was miles away, but only in the big prairie country can you really get that drama. Luckily, the lightning wasn't hitting nearby and the rain was mild; and we were sleeping, not driving.

Roadkill:
Armadillos

Skunks
Cat
Coyote
Hawk

Live:
Scissor-tailed Flycatcher

Hawk
Seagull

Vanity Plates: not a one!!

Undetermined:
Bull's balls (that ones for you Jimbob!)
Harve!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Last Chance for a Sighting - Elk City, OK

Here we are in the lowlands again, in Elk City, Oklahoma. We had another huge day of driving, and cut short of OK City. We also thought if they were brazen enough to name the town Elk City, well maybe they'd have one tied to a tree beside the highway for us...

We started out fairly early in the morning from the KOA in lovely Grants, NM. Since we got to the Kampground the previous night in the dark, I couldn't fully appreciate their collapsed lava bubble... it basically looked like a DOT mistake, a huge dump of asphalt. In the morning, after having read their lil' info piece, I checked it out. Here's a picture, it doesn't do it justice.

We beat it out of Grants, after getting some fuel, first thing:
396 miles - all the day before
47.992 gallons
$136.25
2.839/gallon
8.25 mpg - not too shabby


Heading East from Grants, you go right through El Malpais - that's so funny, pretty much north of here in the Dakotas the French called them "la mauvaises terres" [the Badlands] and the Spanish down here, "El Malpais". Same difference; supervisor and overseer.

El Malpais, however, are quite different; down here it's a lot of lava flows and collapsed lava tubes and bubbles. Very weird and dramatic. We didn't go through the actual National Parks part, but it borders the road for a piece and we got to enjoy it.

I think I spotted the future home of Team America World Police Secret Headquarters; I'm sure we could only see it because today was the autumnal equinox, it wasn't long before a swarm of black-ops helicopters chased us away...

That's alright, because today's ethic was to drive - we had over 500 miles to go, so not a lot of stopping. Marge did have one call, so we stopped at a Stuckey's - what a childhood memory.
I did not have a Pecan Log, but they are still for sale (as in I believe the same ones that I saw when I was 8 are still for sale). I did buy Jendan their Road Prize, and got another fridge magnet as well.

We saw an incredible star-spangled and bannered tri-colored cutout of a cow that said SUPPORTING OUR TROOPS. We were flying by too fast to grab a picture, I do apologize.
It does seem, though, that here in the Southwest, everyone is patriotic and super-religious as well...

Drove through another wonderful mountain pass where today's warning signage was: FALLING ROCKS - GUSTY WINDS - 6% GRADE and MOWING. Yes, on top of all that, they thought they needed to cut the grass. Nice.

We just drove and drove and drove... out of the mountains, into the foothills, onto the prairie. Now, here we are in breezy and cool (Marge thought we were in for a tornado last night) Elk City. We didn't get in until after dark, but we had called ahead and the nice folks had us all set up. I give it up to KOA for overall pretty satisfying service, and as you all know, I can be really bitchy about that!

We couldn't drive 500 miles without getting fuel; we also had crossed 4K total miles just shy of the Texas border. How weird to be in the panhandle for 179 miles...

Fuel stop 2:
324 miles
35.215 gallons
$88.00
2.499/gallons - this is the lowest I remember paying.
9.20 mpg! This is definitely our top performance, it was gusty as shit, but we did go downhill or flat almost all day...


Roadkill:
Dog
Porcupine - many
Coyote
Rabbit
Possum
Racoon - many
Deer


Live:
I've completely neglected along the way to say how many wildflowers we've seen. Everywhere we've been in the last week has had rain and has lots of beautiful blooms peeking out.
Burros
Scissor-tailed Flycatcher
Red-tailed Hawk

Vanity Plates:
JLYNNT2
GOVOLS1
666LAP
SCIANNI


Tracks that worked:
We listened to a lot of radio, and a lot of classic rock worked for me
Streets of Laredo by New Riders in the Sky
Funkytown by LIPPS, Inc.
Can't Find My Way Home and Godamn the Sun by the Swans

Harve

Twelve Hours - 97 Snapshots...

We were on the road from 8am until 8pm yesterday (counting or not counting Pacific Time w/ Daylight Savings or without - timing is pretty confusing as some states do DST and some don't and some of the Reservations do the opposite of the state. It's every o'clock in 4 corners.

Nonetheless, we started out early after a weird night's sleep. I woke up in the middle of the night and initially I thought the woman in the trailer next door was being murdered. It turns out that Coyote howls really do sound like a screaming woman - you know it's a Coyote, because no human would sustain a scream that long!

So, we got back to sleep, but were up early anyway - as Marge said, "I'm itchin' to get back to the RIM..." Okay. So, we headed back up to the South Rim entrance - going through another 20 miles of treacherous (NOT) Elk country, resplendant with warnings but no large mammals.

At the South Rim, this time we headed easterly, to the aptly named, East Entrance.

This drive was a lovely vista filled experience, but once again our Park Service let us down as the signage was poor, and the overlooks didn't give much notice!

We stopped a few times, at Grandview Point, Moran Point and then a really interesting little non-rim adventure, the Tusayan Ruins and Museum. This is part of the Canyon Park; it's the ruins of a small Puebloan community from around 850 years ago, probably only 25 to 30 folks lived here.

The ruins were well shown, left to be but also clearly signed and the story was told. They did a bit of speculation, like walking down a path to a wash and saying that "corn might have been grown here". Overall, it was worth the side trip.

Onward, we went to Navajo Point, and from there could see Desert View, the stone tower that marks the East Entrance to the Park. We headed over to Desert View, where the view was massively impressive.

From this vantage point, you get Canyon on three sides of you, at the tip of a promontory, from the top of the tower - NICE. They also have these really cool 'black mirrors' which reflect the canyons but completely cut the glare so that you really see all of the colors...


Crowded was the only bummer. It wasn't easy for us getting around, or parking, or having a nice quiet experience.

I cannot even begin to imagine what it is like here in high season.

We had spent about half the day, but only gone about 60 miles, so with a lot of driving left to us, we headed out and back south to I-40.

This took us right near Wupatki National Monument, which I saw about 18 years ago and loved; so I suggested we take that Park Loop road - always beautiful, always super slow - and check out the ruins there.

The first stop was the Citadel, a pretty incredible hilltop fortress with 8 small Pueblo community ruins in view.

The land here is really different; there was a volcanic eruption (we'll get to that later) around 900 years ago, and the layer of volcanic ash made the area fertile and able to retain more moisture. That allowed for a large influx of farmers and the development of more elaborate Pueblos.

Wupatki is the disputed name of the main Pueblo, they estimate at one point up to 100 people lived and worked in this 3 story dwelling which is very cleverly built on and around a small butte.



The crazy thing is that the culture is still a matter of debate amongst the anthro- and archaeo-logists; there are over 100 different pottery styles in situ, and the amount of trade they were doing was incredible.

Even wilder, they have a full-on South/Meso-american ball court there, which is basically unheard of in the southwest. Pretty cool.

Adjacent to the ballcourt is another incredible thing; a natural feature called a blowhole. It's a large sink or cavern with a small opening to the surface.

Because of the difference in air pressure, either air dramatically sinks into it; or - as was the case in the 95 degree full on sun of yesterday, chilly air blows out of the ground. Check out Marge's hair!


Well, now we were really behind, but we had a great time and it was worth it. We continued on the Park loop, which also takes you through Sunset Crater. Remember I said a volcano erupted about 900 years ago - well, this is it and it's about 10 miles away.

You can't hike the crater, and the landscape is pretty fragile, as in they don't want you walking around, so we just kept moving. There are some beautiful lava flows around the cindercone, and it's in places just like a moonscape. Well worth the whole side trip.

Back onto 40, for another 3.5 to 4 hours of driving, and sadly, all East. Because we were facing so much time on the road, we had to pass up both Meteor Crater and The Petrified Forest, although they do have a lot of petrified logs along the side of the highway, so you get a good taste. Also not a lot of time to stop at all the Trading Posts and check them out.

Sidebar: if the Pope admits he is wrong, what does that say about Papal Infallability and thenafter, which is right and which is wrong? The infallability or the Pope...

Also, trivia question for Catholics, who was the last Grand Inquisitioner, if that title was still in use today... A hint would tell you that the Inquisition was still called that into the last century and after a bit of euphamizing, became the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith - check it out... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congregation_for_the_Doctrine_of_the_Faith

Back to the road. We set our sights on Grants, NM, and made it there an hour after dusk. We got a great site and other than the chain-smoking emphesema victims next door, had a nice night. We tried out our new "glow in the dark star chart", but with the combination of the lights around us and the chart definitely not glowing, we just enjoyed a nice night sky rather than identifying much of anything. It was a pleasant way to end a big day, after that we passed right out. We are looking at another 8 or so straight hours of driving to hit Oklahoma City by tonight.

Fuel: really just stopped to clean the windshield
181 miles
21.941 gallons
$65.80
2.999/gallon
8.25 mpg - pretty good, but lots of slow and steady.


Roadkill:
Coyote - hung on a fence (I've heard they do this because they think it scares the others away)
Coyote
Indiscriminate lumps - lots
8 pounds of insects on our windshield

Live:
Hawk - not specific
Chipmunk
Squirrel with rabbit ears

Lizard

Vanity Plates:
MACRAME - on a Harley for godsake
LOG - HMS
THE MIXX
280 TAIL
AMP 36
SATYA MR
TARZUN
EAGLE II
TAXECAB
FRITZ AR


Harve

Monday, September 18, 2006

For Jendan - we have a winner!!!

Yes, you figured it out. That Arches picture has been a sample photo in "My Pictures" on the last 3 computers I have had.

When I am loading photos, sometimes it just goes to that one automatically and it kept cracking me up.

We'll get you a road-prize today!! Thanks for playing and congratulations!

Snapshots, like rainbows, are forever...

What a great day - we had some business to attend to this morning, so we didn't break camp right away.

Overnight, the temperatures definitely got near freezing, if not there, but by 10 am the sun was in force and things were warming up. We headed out for our easy 1 hour drive to the Grand Canyon South Rim entrance.

We passed through another 20 miles of dangerous Elk territory, but they apparently hadn't been informed - still no sightings for all of the warnings.

It's so wild driving up from the south towards the rim (let me tell you, after snickering 10 times about all the 'rim' this and that, you get so tired of that word). You are driving through not so remarkable topography, and scrub pine and juniper forests - it's not unpleasant, but we've been spoiled lately. However, you know it's just the 'lobby' and that when you hit the 'theatre' or 'gallery', that the sensation will overwhelm because it's just so dramatic. Well, it is...

A brief side: could the National Park Service suck any worse, or could they have privatized with a worse firm than Xanterra?? My god, this job should go up for bid - you pay (without a NP card) huge fees to enter; prohibitive to most Americans. Then, you get in, there is no parking, no access to the areas that you are told there are access to, all kinds of bullshit. It's really remarkable, or I wouldn't remark on it.

Don't get me wrong, they've got beautiful pieces of the planet put aside for our use - the problem is that they are not prepared for it. This is the off-season, I can't even imagine what it was like a month ago!!

So, we stopped by the new Visitor Center, which does a great job of orienting one to the area, as well as warning you about all of the dangers. Photos tell the tale: Kel-e, I hope you are reading; a vomit warning ,"oh my legs", and even the line 'the ultimate price - death' in an illustration... Shittenslappen, for sure!









Mule rides weren't going to happen here, they were booked for the day we could go, and started way too early unless you were staying at their lodge... I guess they book a year in advance; once we saw the route, we weren't too bummed out - you'd have to do the overnight to the bottom to make it worth it anyway. Oh, well.

We set out to take the Hermit Shuttle (because they have closed the road to vehicles, but you wouldn't know that 'til you drive there...). It was an out and back loop service that stopped 7 times on the way out to Hermit's Rest, a cool ole lodge - that's me in the inglenook...

We got off at Pima Point and walked the last mile to Hermit's rest along the RIM. It is right on the RIM - closer than The Judge walked. But so beautiful and worth it - I'd say Marge and I passed or met about 5 people in about 1.1 miles... NICE!

After checking out Hermit's Rest, we took the shuttle back down, but did the same idea. Got off at Mojave Point and walked back to Hopi point, about .7 miles, but also right along the RIM.

For my former colleagues, this plant (growing everywhere here, but this one pictured below, right on the RIM) is called locally Mormon Tea. Mormon's are proscribed caffiene, so they drank this as a stimulant. You may know it from its Chinese Medicinal name, Ma Huang (which I'm willing to bet translates as horse's tail); or from it's botanical name, Ephedra. Yep, that's ephedra, and if you have this and a rave and the FDA, watch out!

The best parts of the day were where we got away from everyone and just saw some world... unfortunately, today was a day that didn't make me love people or have faith in the world. I heard people call a Turkey Vulture a Condor and I heard a man describe how Glaciers helped form the Canyon. It's time to walk away down where the path doesn't let the wheezers go.

Also, when did they pass an ordinance saying that you had to be over 60 and over 250 pounds to ride a Harley??? The world really has moved on.





Roadkill:
Rabbit - described as tasty
Raven


Live:
Burros
Pronghorn
Donkeys
Big 'Fro - on a lil' fella

no gas today, thankfully -

love to all
Harve